Take that squirrels.
How to Humiliate a Squirrel
Shari bought me this early Valentine’s Day gift—it is called on the box BIG HEAD SQUIRREL FEEDER. She figured that if I couldn’t beat the squirrels in our battle to keep them from the bird seed, I may as well humiliate them.
The way this feeder is supposed to work is that you put seeds and nuts inside a shelf of the hollow head, smearing it with peanut butter to keep everything in place, then, when the squirrel comes to feed, it unknowingly dons the big head and much hilarity ensues.
Well, it seems like an amusing idea, but it will never work, will it? Think not?
Our neighbor says the head looks more like a woodchuck than a squirrel. All right, isn’t tricking a squirrel into wearing a woodchuck head even more humiliating?